Look, you're just here to educate bros and inform them that their partial reps don't count for anything.
Pat yourself on the back - you're doing god's work!
Size guide (inches)
| SIZE | LENGTH | CHEST |
| XS | 26 | 31 - 34 |
| S | 27 | 34 - 37 |
| M | 28 | 38 - 41 |
| L | 29 | 42 - 45 |
| XL | 30 | 46 - 49 |
| 2XL | 31 | 50 - 53 |
Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).